Recap: What We Do in the Shadows: The Orgy
The Staten Island vamps are hosting a vampire orgy and failure is not an option. Actually, it’s the only option for these three when everything starts unraveling, thanks to Laszlo.
This show shows us why it is rated MA tonight!
No pics available for this episode, for obvious reasons.
Spoilers!
Orgy Preparedness
Nadja(Natasia Demetriou) is wisely testing the weight bearing capabilities of the chandelier. It is orgy time, and the gang is hosting. There is so much for Guillermo(Harvey Guillen) to do! Nadja and Laszlo(Matt Berry) rattle off list after list and chore after chore. Buying adult toys, testing adult toys, procuring ten kilos of opium…but Nandor(Kayvan Novak) comes to the rescue, saying that only he may boss his familiar around. Of course, he just tells him to do what he had already been told to do. Guillermo has another little snit fit, and as a result, we find he pays $1200.00 a month to live in the vamps’ closet.
Hosting the orgy can make or break a vampire. Failing miserably can lead to vampire suicide, or living out eternity in shame as a bat. F****** Mike and his 1937 orgy failure is still not talked about. It was that bad.
Energy vampire Colin Robinson(Mark Proksch) is ready for an orgy, and shows us his bedroom. Who doesn’t think a filing cabinet is sensual?
Laszlo has boxes and boxes of accoutrements upstairs, and shows us his peekaboo cape and bat sized bondage gear. Oh, and his porn. It’s pretty much PG-13, and boring. Nadja just wants him to throw it on the pile of orgy stuff. This pile includes a gimp named Constantine(Michael Giel).
Jeremy
Shopping with Guillermo, Nandor meets Guillermo’s best friend Jeremy. Jeremy is a virgin with a propensity for nosebleeds, and Nandor is entranced. He pressures Guillermo to invite Jeremy to orgy to be the main feast.
Nadja’s Not Impressed
Laszlo insists on showing Nadja his porn. It upsets her-not that Laszlo had a porn career, but that it is so boring. Really boring. She tells him in the gentlest way possible, and Laszlo does not take it so well. He locks himself in his coffin, and refuses to come out for the orgy.
The Orgy Begins
The vampire guests begin arriving; there’s even a Badabook(Franceso Antonio). Yep, you read that right. He must be a Corleone
Things are getting warmed up, Nandor finally got his gear on, the virgin has appeared.
Then Laszlo ruins the mood by declaring his love for Nadja and wanting only her. The orgy takes a downturn, and Nadja’s only hope is the virgin. She opens the door to where he is held, and…
The Orgy Ends
Jeremy is not a virgin anymore. F****** Constantine!
Thoughts on The Orgy
- So many reasons this recap has no pics, y’all.
- So many reasons I can’t put down a lot of thoughts on this ep.
- Vampires like absorbent towels!
- I can’t find a credit for who plays the virgin Jeremy.
- Nandor Roombas up Jeremy’s blood at the party store, and I lost it.
- Guillermo had a little tantrum last week, too!
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